A. Lucky
A. Open the church doors and yell,"Hey Tony, your Camaro is on fire.
There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we
ran out of oil here in the USA.
Well, here's the answer: It's simple........nobody
bothered to check the oil! They didn't know we were
getting low. And of course the reason for that is
geographical. All the oil is in Texas, Oklahoma, and
Alaska, and all the dipsticks are in Washington D.C.
Kraft Foods has recalled taco shells that were made with genetically engineered corn. Right now Kraft is working on a project
combining Firestone tires with beef, so we can have beef that will shred itself.
A 102-year-old man in California is being called the oldest working man alive. He still works! He works at a zipper factory. The
sad thing is he might be out of the job after Clinton leaves office!
If a man comes to your front door and says, he is conducting a survey.....
And then he asks you to show him your tits..... Don't you show him your
tits.....!!!!! This is a scam and he is only trying to see your
tits.....!!!!!
She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours
applying the "miracle" products. Finally, when she was
done, she turned to her husband and said, "Hon, honestly
now, what age would you say I am?"
He nodded his head in assessment, and carefully said,
"Well, hon, judging from your skin, twenty. Your hair,
mmmm, eighteen. Your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you're so sweet!"
"Well, hang on, I'm not done adding it up yet."
From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, "You
foreigners! Come in. Come indo my humble shop." So the couple walked in.
The Indian man said to them, "I have some special sandals I tink you would
be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
sex god that he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Indian man replied, "Just try dem on, Saheeb." Well, the husband,
after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years - raw sexual power!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Indian man, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants
and grabbed a firm hold of the Indian's thighs.
The Indian man began screaming, "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"